- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

were you expecting a joke

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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