What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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