- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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