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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Muslim athletes.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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