I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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yeah..

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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wat?

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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