Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

who drinks pee? katness

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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