- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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