- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

knock knock whos there .. derp

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

I love boobs

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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