What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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I like to eat.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Jess Burns

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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