what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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