A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Diana and victoria

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Jesus wept.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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YOLO

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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