what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Sarah Palin

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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