A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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