Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How are you this morning?

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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