Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Hi

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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