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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What's the difference between a duck?

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

a jew walks out of a furnace

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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