What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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