What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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The Bible

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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