why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Get in the car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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