Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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