Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Fags are gay.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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