Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Penis.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Get in the car.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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