Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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