What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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