Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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