An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Penis.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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