- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Apple.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Bob fell off his roof.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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