knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Bob fell off his roof.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Anti Joke

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