Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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