- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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