Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Womens Rights

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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