knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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