whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Your all fags

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Gun Control

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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