- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What's 9 + 10 19

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

AIDS

full house

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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