Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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