- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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