"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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The Game

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Anti Joke

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