What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Gangnam style

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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