- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

a man said hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Your mom.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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