Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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