Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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