Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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