A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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69 :)

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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