- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

"knock knock" "Come in"

Your mom.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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