Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What you reading? reading?

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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