What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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