- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

u jelly?

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

WNBA

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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