- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Justin Bieber got laid

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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