Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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That's what she didn't say

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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"33"

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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