Paper shield.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What's big and white?

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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