- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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