- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Cancer

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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