roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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