Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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