How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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69 :)

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