Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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i'm funny

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Poop swing

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Anti Joke

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