Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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