If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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