- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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