Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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