That's not what she said.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

There's a car about to hit me.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

That's what she didn't say

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

womens rights

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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