How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Tim and Eric

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Hello Braydon

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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