What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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