- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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