- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

The Holocaust.

Butt poop.

nipple

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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