A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Come In!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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