Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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