What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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DESERT

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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