- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Okay, one second.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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