- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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